Review of The Rock Chick by MeatWhistle

“Cute lil’ fella,” I thought when I first saw the Rock Chick, a hot pink candy looking sex toy. Most of our dildos and vibrators are quite a bit larger, but this looked very different, so off to the wife I went. She gave it a quick once over and said “let’s try it out tonight!”

Now, I don’t know about you guys or gals - but I LOVE being front and center in the action, and I find nothing seXXXier than watching my wife’s glorious love hole being pleased by whatever we can get our hands on! I don’t care if it’s my fingers, her fingers, a hair brush, a vibrator, a dildo — ANYTHING and EVERYTHING is just dandy with me!

Not sure if this is normal or not - but I can watch for hours - and I’m not exaggerating. I never could figure out the guys who don’t enjoy foreplay. Sometimes ol’ Sugar has to demand that I fuck her, as I’m usually very content on licking and sucking her for an eternity. Her nether region is the most beautiful sight I’ve ever laid my eyes, (or cock) on. (As are her toes … But my foot fetish is an entirely different story…) Honestly, I wish she liked sex toys more, as my favorite past time is watching things go in and out of her!

Before trying any new toys you must get the receiver good and ready. When Mama G is at the receiving end, a little tongue time on the clit always works. Also, use more than enough lube…that soon-to-be-violated hole will thank you! After the pump was primed, so to speak, we were ready to test-drive the Rock Chick. Sugar Mama admittedly loves nothing as much as my cock - so she is a great test driver because she definitely calls it as she feels it! And don’t be mislead - we like things BIG over here!

Getting down to business, we utilized the clit vibration feature on the Rock Chick which helped speed things up, and it didn’t take long to bring Mama to a very nice orgasm - the first of many to come, (no pun intended … OK, maybe a little). After we had fun with our new-found friend, things progressed very nicely. Used properly, these toys will add in the enjoyment for both of you. Combine the Rock Chick with a tub of Crisco and the ol’ board game Twister and you’ve got a night of practically hands-free entertainment that you will never forget!

Our experience with the Rock Chick, (perhaps I should say the Rock Chick’s time spent with the Queen of Rock) was a little bit like rock ‘n’ roll - loud and earth shattering awesome!

The Fuck Saw

The Fuck Saw is a very special hand held fucking machine that can fuck really hard using the motion and six different speeds of a reciprocating saw. The special red rod is a Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter that attaches to the saw in place of a blade. The Vac-U-Lock dong attachment then slips over the rod. You hold it like a gun, and drill into the ass or vagina with powerful and steady force.

Stockroom.com Retail Store Grand Opening!

Announcing the grand opening of the first-ever Stockroom retail store with the best of Stockroom, Syren Fetish Fashion, and Stormy Leather
Stockroom.com and Syren
Retail Store
GRAND OPENING PARTY!
Friday, October 19th
Doors open at 8:30pm
For your alternative amusement:
"There goes the neighborhood"
Fashion Show featuring performances by
Courtney Cruz & Diamondback Annie
Stockroom/Syren Retail Store
2809½ Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90026
(between Silverlake Blvd & Benton)
*BTW, the store will not be ready for shopping until the night of the party.

My Girlfriend comes to the City and Beats Me Up

My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up offers some of the most provocative texts on the BDSM tradition. Stephen Elliott is certainly a writer to watch, regardless of whether or not you spend your weekends ball-gagged and bound to your headboard.

Stockroom.com Personals

Stockroom.com now has an awesome new free personals service. Whether you’re looking for group sex (3 or more), a discreet relationship, erotic chat/email/or phone fantasies, bondage and discipline, cross dressing, miscellaneous fetishes, exhibitionism, voyeurism, sadism, masochism, or other alternative activities, our service offers the highest quality free erotic and alternative lifestyle personals available. Creating an account is easy and fun. So what are you waiting for?

Stockroom.com Halloween Sale!

Trick or Treat Yourself...

Halloween is Stockroom.com's favorite holiday, and we're celebrating with the sale to prove it. Now through November 8, you'll find everything you need to have the spookiest, sexiest, kinkiest Halloween possible and at prices so discounted we scared ourselves.

Looking to bring out the animal in you? Add a new dimension to that sexy bunny costume. Indulge your vanity and prance like a peacock or give foxy a whole new meaning. Wanna play doctor? Check out our Sexy Head Nurse costume. Feeling like a frisky feline? Try our gorgeous Cat Costume.

Be sure to accessorize if you really want to make an impact, and don't forget to decorate!

All dressed up and no one to...? Find your Halloween dream on our new personals site. It's free to join!

May Day Maypole Cock Ring Sale!

I am excited about May Day. Spring is over and summer is here! I’m going to be decorating my pole properly with a Stockroom cock ring and I encourage everyone to participate in this fun, exciting and obscure holiday.

Commemorating the end of spring and the beginning of summer, this pagan holiday celebrates sex and fertility and is represented by the Maypole. To help you get in the May Day mood, we’ve applied a 10% discount on select cock rings to help you join in the May Day fun.

Symbolizing the male phallus, the Maypole has inspired many a celebratory dance over the centuries. Traditionally decorated with ribbons, wreaths, and rings, the Maypole is symbolic of the male sex, and the rings that go around it are symbolic of the female sex. Beltane, the Irish version of May Day, also celebrated on May 1, uses sex and fertility festivals and dances to not only ensure a bountiful harvest, but also to protect families from otherworldly spirits.

Always on the lookout for lesser-known holidays that elevate sexuality to the realm of the divine, Stockroom.com wants to help you adorn your personal Maypole in style. Choose from our own supernatural neoprene, chrome, aluminum, leather, and vibrating cock rings, on sale now through Friday, May 18.