Thursday, October 18, 2007

The Fuck Saw


The Fuck Saw is a very special hand held fucking machine that can fuck really hard using the motion and six different speeds of a reciprocating saw. The special red rod is a Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter that attaches to the saw in place of a blade. The Vac-U-Lock dong attachment then slips over the rod. You hold it like a gun, and drill into the ass or vagina with powerful and steady force.

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

Stockroom.com Retail Store Grand Opening!


Announcing the grand opening of the first-ever Stockroom retail store with the best of Stockroom, Syren Fetish Fashion, and Stormy Leather
Stockroom.com and Syren
Retail Store
GRAND OPENING PARTY!
Friday, October 19th
Doors open at 8:30pm
For your alternative amusement:
"There goes the neighborhood"

Fashion Show featuring performances by
Courtney Cruz & Diamondback Annie
Stockroom/Syren Retail Store
2809½ Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90026
(between Silverlake Blvd & Benton)
*BTW, the store will not be ready for shopping until the night of the party.

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My Girlfriend comes to the City and Beats Me Up


My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up offers some of the most provocative texts on the BDSM tradition. Stephen Elliott is certainly a writer to watch, regardless of whether or not you spend your weekends ball-gagged and bound to your headboard.


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Stockroom.com Personals

Stockroom.com now has an awesome new free personals service. Whether you’re looking for group sex (3 or more), a discreet relationship, erotic chat/email/or phone fantasies, bondage and discipline, cross dressing, miscellaneous fetishes, exhibitionism, voyeurism, sadism, masochism, or other alternative activities, our service offers the highest quality free erotic and alternative lifestyle personals available. Creating an account is easy and fun. So what are you waiting for?



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Stockroom.com Halloween Sale!



Trick or Treat Yourself...

Halloween is Stockroom.com's favorite holiday, and we're celebrating with the sale to prove it. Now through November 8, you'll find everything you need to have the spookiest, sexiest, kinkiest Halloween possible and at prices so discounted we scared ourselves.

Looking to bring out the animal in you? Add a new dimension to that sexy bunny costume. Indulge your vanity and prance like a peacock or give foxy a whole new meaning. Wanna play doctor? Check out our Sexy Head Nurse costume. Feeling like a frisky feline? Try our gorgeous Cat Costume.

Be sure to accessorize if you really want to make an impact, and don't forget to decorate!

All dressed up and no one to...? Find your Halloween dream on our new personals site. It's free to join!

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007

May Day Maypole Cock Ring Sale!








I am excited about May Day. Spring is over and summer is here! I’m going to be decorating my pole properly with a Stockroom cock ring and I encourage everyone to participate in this fun, exciting and obscure holiday.

Commemorating the end of spring and the beginning of summer, this pagan holiday celebrates sex and fertility and is represented by the Maypole. To help you get in the May Day mood, we’ve applied a 10% discount on select cock rings to help you join in the May Day fun.

Symbolizing the male phallus, the Maypole has inspired many a celebratory dance over the centuries. Traditionally decorated with ribbons, wreaths, and rings, the Maypole is symbolic of the male sex, and the rings that go around it are symbolic of the female sex. Beltane, the Irish version of May Day, also celebrated on May 1, uses sex and fertility festivals and dances to not only ensure a bountiful harvest, but also to protect families from otherworldly spirits.

Always on the lookout for lesser-known holidays that elevate sexuality to the realm of the divine, Stockroom.com wants to help you adorn your personal Maypole in style. Choose from our own supernatural neoprene, chrome, aluminum, leather, and vibrating cock rings, on sale now through Friday, May 18.



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Thursday, April 5, 2007

Building the Petting Zoo with Bunnies and Cages


Hot erotic sex with animal hooded captives. That just may be the new American wet dream for the 21st century. Animal fetish fantasies are really hot and gaining popularity. That's what I think anyway.

If you have ever wished you were a bunny in a cage, or that you were involved in a sexual relationship with a bunny in a cage… you are about to see just how possible it is to make your dreams come true. The super exciting news at the Stockroom is that we have some cool-ass new products that will seriously take your sexual adventuring to a whole new level.

I’m talking about human-size steel cages that lock securely and are impossible to escape from. I know that idea is a turn on for many people including myself. There is a stand-up jail cell with a front door that is divided into three parts. The top and bottom can remain closed allowing the jailer to target extra focus on torturing the genitals of their prisoner by opening only the middle door. This cage locks in three places and turns any room into an erotic dungeon

If you prefer not to stand (or like your slave on all fours) we have just the cage for you. The Deluxe Puppy Cage is perfect for treating your lover, submissive, or slave like the animal you know they are.
It’s terrific for keeping that special someone in their place or punishing them with confinement when they misbehave. It is lockable, secure, and inescapable! A special feeding slot is built into the door of this steel cage so you can feed your captive.

Let’s take it a step beyond just being housed like an animal. Transforming the one you love, or yourself into a bunny rabbit is now a glorious reality. We all know the term “fuck like rabbits”. Now you can also fuck the rabbit, or you can be the rabbit being fucked. The Bunny Hood and Black Rabbit Hood are two very sexy new leather bondage hoods totally exclusive to Stockroom.com. These hoods are as sensual and cool as they come and perfect for sensory deprivation and light breath play. Combine with our new Carrot Dildo and a Bunny Tail Anal Plug and you can satisfy your lustful animal desires in a very healthy, safe, and legal way.

Start putting together your own exotic menagerie as soon as you can. The equipment, toys, and gear are all now readily available at Stockroom.com. Get a caged human-bunny and fuck that “Wascally Wabbit” as much as you want!


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