"Hot Dirty Cox, Hot Clean Feet"

Episode number four of Dirt was on FX last night. Lucy Spiller (Courteney Cox) was masturbating with a pocket-rocket vibrator again. Unable to play with herself long enough to attain an orgasm she pops the toy into a drawer because she has a phone call. That’s all fine and dandy, but I’ve discussed Lucy and her little vibrator enough in a previous entry. Last night we got a little more time with the character “Willa McPherson” (played by Alexandra Breckenridge).

Last night may not have exactly featured a new sex toy, but it did have some relatively mainstream cross over with a fairly hardcore (philosophically speaking) fetish scene. Willa goes to a hotel in an attempt to gain information for a story from a surgeon who stapled the stomach of a well known female celebrity named “Venus”. While at the bar the good doctor continuously looks at, admires, and compliments her shoes. Once she is in his room watching a video of him performing surgery he admits that he knows she is a reporter, and after she tells him she won’t screw him, he tells her he isn’t interested in her precious “bloom”. The following is my best attempt at recreating the dialogue from this scene.

Willa: My feet?

Doctor: A perfect size 8. So dainty and alabaster. Give me what I need, and I’ll tell you anything you want to know. Off the record of course.

Willa: No touching.

Doctor: Good.

(her black high heel dangles off her foot while she sits on the edge of the bed, the doctor sits on the floor masturbating)

Doctor: Let it dangle, let it dangle. Don’t let it drop! Don’t let it drop. Don’t close your eyes, look at me. Look at me! Oh, please! Please!

(he has an orgasm)

Doctor: Oh…I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

For television this scene was quite fetish heavy, and seemingly pretty realistic. I am continually impressed by Dirt’s willingness to show some of the different ways people get off that most programs don’t go near. I admit I don’t get very horny watching these scenes. A little bit maybe, but not a lot. Not yet anyway. I’m confident that when Jennifer Aniston makes her appearance as a lesbian rival editor lusting after Courteney Cox I’ll be quite aroused.
If you would like to learn more and explore even further on the topic of foot fetishism and foot/shoe worship, read the book “Foot and Shoe Worship” by the super cool world famous fetish diva “Midori”.

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Ptryxxx

"More Dirty Hot Cox!!!"

The second episode of “Dirt” starring Courtney Cox aired last night on FX. I wasn’t at all disappointed in the direction the story is headed. On my way home last night I was at the store and in the checkout line I noticed mention of the “baby bump” in Angelina Jolie’s tummy. It didn’t look like anything more than the waist band of some jeans to me, but such is the beauty of Hollywood tabloids. When I got home, turned on the television, and got into Dirt, there was a baby bump tummy story involving a Britney/Jessica doppelganger. It all seemed so relevant. I love Los Angeles.

Dirt has featured a cool sex toy in each of the two episodes so far. I hope this is a trend that continues. Last week it was a strap on dildo. The second installment of Dirt had Lucy Spiller (Courtney Cox) masturbating with a “pocket rocket” vibrator. I’d like to mention that I am a big fan of the pocket rocket.


You can fit it into the pocket of almost any comfortable fitting pair of pants, and in a bag it takes up almost no room at all. It is quiet, compact, and powerfully intense. A vibrator this size can easily aid in getting a woman wet, worked up, and totally ready. There are times when I might be in a hurry, or she might be. I’d love to take all the time in the world dazzling her, but modern living and busy schedules don’t always allow for extensive foreplay. Once a woman achieves a quick clitoral orgasm using a compact and powerful vibrator, she should be happy, wet, and ready for you to slide your cock in and start hitting her G-spot. Don’t let the idea of a quickie make you think she can’t have a full experience. She probably knows exactly how to do everything, and if not will figure it out pretty fast. I also highly recommend the stimulation of the cock, balls, perineum, and the anus of the male with a vibrator in the hands of a woman. Keep an open mind and enjoy the orgasm.

Let me get back to Courtney Cox, Dirt, and the pocket rocket. When she is unable to have an oral sex induced orgasm with the goofy long haired rocker dude she is seeing, she tells him she has better luck alone. Earlier in the show she began masturbating with the little vibrator, and was using it again as the show ended. I’m glad the frequent use of cool sex toys has been regularly worked into a mainstream television program. I look forward to what future episodes have in store.

I said it before and I’ll say it again…Cox was never my favorite friend, but she does make a damn good enemy.
Ptryxxx

"Hot Dirty Cox!!!"

I will be the very first to admit that I love bad television. It does something special for me and fulfills a need I have that isn't satiated by plays, or films, or books. I think that as both a society and a culture, we are sadly lacking in public appreciation of melodrama. That is not to say that there is not an overabundance of melodrama, but I doubt very much that most people appreciate it, especially not enough to be willing to admit they do. I would love to boo, hiss, cheer, and throw popcorn with the rest of the groundlings, if the rest of them would give in to this primitive guilty pleasure. I especially love bad television with no commercials. That is why the program "Dexter" on Showtime became a fast favorite of mine. Now that season one of Dexter is over and season two is a ways away, I was afraid I would have to suffer without a fix of good bad TV. I was quite wrong. On the FX network, Courtney Cox's new show premiered tonight. It is "Dirt"… and Dirt is fabulous.

Having grown up in Oklahoma for most of my life, I enjoy many things about living in Los Angeles that some long term residents might possibly take for granted. One of them is the ability to see hot celebrity gossip as a form of the local news. That is what "Dirt" is all about. The pregnant, cocaine addicted, catholic, and borderline suicidal young starlet is ex-best friends with the girlfriend of the washed up actor who leaked her story. Doesn't that sound awesome? The last paparazzi photographer to use film instead of digital is severely schizophrenic and his cat is dying of cancer. The gross bohemian bartender/musician/Proust reading/yoga instructor who bangs Courtney Cox gets zapped in the nut sack with a stun gun. The big ugly and beefy basketball player begs a prostitute to do him in the ass with a strap on dildo, and she does it, and the schizophrenic catches it on film! This show is totally radical and tonight in celebration of the premiere it was presented commercial free. It's true that I'll continue to watch with commercials, which is fine. I get thirsty, want snacks, and need pee breaks too.

Courtney Cox was never my favorite friend, but she makes a damn good enemy, and I'm excited about next week.