"More Dirty Hot Cox!!!"

The second episode of “Dirt” starring Courtney Cox aired last night on FX. I wasn’t at all disappointed in the direction the story is headed. On my way home last night I was at the store and in the checkout line I noticed mention of the “baby bump” in Angelina Jolie’s tummy. It didn’t look like anything more than the waist band of some jeans to me, but such is the beauty of Hollywood tabloids. When I got home, turned on the television, and got into Dirt, there was a baby bump tummy story involving a Britney/Jessica doppelganger. It all seemed so relevant. I love Los Angeles.

Dirt has featured a cool sex toy in each of the two episodes so far. I hope this is a trend that continues. Last week it was a strap on dildo. The second installment of Dirt had Lucy Spiller (Courtney Cox) masturbating with a “pocket rocket” vibrator. I’d like to mention that I am a big fan of the pocket rocket.


You can fit it into the pocket of almost any comfortable fitting pair of pants, and in a bag it takes up almost no room at all. It is quiet, compact, and powerfully intense. A vibrator this size can easily aid in getting a woman wet, worked up, and totally ready. There are times when I might be in a hurry, or she might be. I’d love to take all the time in the world dazzling her, but modern living and busy schedules don’t always allow for extensive foreplay. Once a woman achieves a quick clitoral orgasm using a compact and powerful vibrator, she should be happy, wet, and ready for you to slide your cock in and start hitting her G-spot. Don’t let the idea of a quickie make you think she can’t have a full experience. She probably knows exactly how to do everything, and if not will figure it out pretty fast. I also highly recommend the stimulation of the cock, balls, perineum, and the anus of the male with a vibrator in the hands of a woman. Keep an open mind and enjoy the orgasm.

Let me get back to Courtney Cox, Dirt, and the pocket rocket. When she is unable to have an oral sex induced orgasm with the goofy long haired rocker dude she is seeing, she tells him she has better luck alone. Earlier in the show she began masturbating with the little vibrator, and was using it again as the show ended. I’m glad the frequent use of cool sex toys has been regularly worked into a mainstream television program. I look forward to what future episodes have in store.

I said it before and I’ll say it again…Cox was never my favorite friend, but she does make a damn good enemy.
Ptryxxx